This should be fun
I you had to describe your unicycle(s) to a complete stranger, what would you say.
example
Its like a ____, the more I ride it, the …
Its like my ex-wife, gives great headache.
Its a wild ride, grabs me by the ____, and doesn’t let go till I ___.
Since “unicycle” is in the subject line, this could have gone in RSU too. Having said that…
My unicycle is an interesting master. I know where I want to go but it won’t always let me. But if I try enough times, it usually gives in.
Good topic.
C’mon. He would never get away with posting this in RSU. It’s a GAME, having nothing to do with the REC SPORT.
And I’d like to work where you do (or be married like you…), where you’re boss and master usually give in. maybe it’s your technique! 
Having said that:
My unicycle is an poet that is also an orangutang.
It’s my reason for living.
healthy cocaine
It has one wheel.
It’s a drug that is more addictive then marijuana and once you start. You don’t want to stop. 
Its a wild ride, grabs me by the shoe-lace, and doesn’t let go till I do a face-plant.
I should add that to my sig.
Do it like this, then.
My unicycle: It’s a wild ride, grabs me by the shoe-lace, and doesn’t let go till I do a face-plant.
I usually tell people it’s like flying on a wheel.
Simple “Don’t knock till you try it”
what’s left of my bike after i removed all the unneeded junk
Uni: It’s just a cycle I’m going through. Tricycle…bicycle…unicycle= “the evolution of revolution” (TP)
Testicle and shin killer.
So would a pogo stick be a zerocycle???
Also "It gets the chicks and if not It amuses them"
Ball breaker.
Testicle terror.
Nut cracker.
Pain stacker
3rd leg injury
Busted a cap in the groin
Bollocks obliviator.
Devastation on the unknown.