"degregate" ?

That’s going on my tombstone.

funny i actually typed degregate into yahoo and found this. I thought it was a word myself, however i think the word it is confused for is deprecate;

If it was at work, was it “delegate”? That’s when someone else gives you some extra work then tells his boss he’s done it.

I like when people refer to their humor as “self-deficating”.