How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
If dinosaurs had sores…what would they be called?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their placards?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
How would you throw away a garbage can?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
Do sore thumbs really stick out?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Why is it that when a person tells you there’s over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn’t have anything to jot it down on?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Phil
