I would hope mine isn’t this bad! 
“I’m sure mine is that gross,” I thought, as I grabbed another handful of popcorn and resumed typing. 
I wonder if computer technicians should be wearing gloves and masks while working on people’s computers.
Yes, to protect me from them! 
We’re here to clean your keyboard!
Toss it in the dishwasher (unplugged of course), let it air dry for a week, plug it back in.
I did that, but just to make sure none of the components got wet, I totally sealed the whole laptop in 4 layers of oven-safe celephane, and then it was 100% waterproof! 
But why would I “unplug” the dishwasher? Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?;);)
lol, there are some really sweet dishwasher safe keyboards and mice, and the way they are constructed keeps dirt from getting inside as well. (they don’t require a week to dry out)
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=300135
http://www.ruggedtech.com/
I was just eating a huge handful of those little grape tomatoes. Unfortuantly, I put so many in my mouth at once, I couldn’t close my mouth all the way, and it squirted tomatoe juice alllll over my new laptop. 
that kind of makes me want to stop eating my greasy chicken nuggets while typing and go wash my hands. Ah well shoves two more nuggets into his mouth
I have like, 3 week old ice cream caked on my keyboard…but ehh, could care less, lately my keyboard tray has been my dinner table becasue my mom is growing plants on our dining room table for some reason…
I can never understand how sombody could eat a whole meal and be on the computer, is 15 mins not worth being spent on eating?
I don’t really have another place to eat it where I would have something similar to a table in front of me…
ah hah hah.
my keyboard is covered in cat hair.
my cat likes watching the cursor…
wait a minute! SO DO I!
stares into space for three minutes