What was that about Paula Radcliffe’s snickers?
Yeah, the only time I’ve ever come first in a running race is when I entered on a unicycle. 32 minutes compared to the runner’s 42. Was a 12km, not a 100% smooth track, including one bit that made me crash. There are some people out there who have gone way faster than me over that kind of distance (not to mention the rollerbladers in that race, who did 12km in something around 20 minutes which is pretty insane)