Computer hygiene produces mystery virus

In a fit of domesticity, I cleaned my keyboard today: removed most of the keys, shook the toast crumbs out, wiped the coffee stains off, that sort of thing.

Came to switch the computer back on and a mystery virus had struck. When I went to use Internet Explorer it opened window after window after window. Then when I started to close them down, more opened. And it I opened “Favourite Places” in the top window, the list flickered rapidly. How I cursed this mystery virus.

Tried everything. Switched it off, switched it on, pulled the plug, punched the screen… ran a full virus scan… finally I got to a situation where I could type into the address window of the top box. Followed links by clicking,and eventually decided to write a post… and it scrolled and scrolled and scrolled… until I noticed that when I had replaced the “new line” key after cleaning the keyboard, it had jammed in the down position!

D’oh.:o

Hahaha that’s a great story. I’ve done that before.

That sucks, but its kinda funny.

I did that with my iMac keyboard a coupla years back, and after reassembly had five pieces left over. The keyboard still functions normally, so I have those five mystery pieces stored away in case a malfunction arises in the future, at which time I’ll try figuring out where those pieces are supposed to go.

You can get similar symptoms if you ever try washing a keyboard. Residual moisture in the contacts and circuit traces will cause some strange behavior.

Mike, I’m getting worried about this domesticity thing - keyboard cleaning! You didn’t find your cafetiere plunger in there did you? :wink:

Yes, and my Bible.

Thus proving cleanliness is truly next to godliness?

Ah, but as any rationalist will tell you, there are grounds for coffee, but no grounds for belief in the Bible.