comebacks

RE: comebacks

> Yeah, but what to say to the bicyclist who weaves by you on
> the wrong side of the road, through two red lights,
> scattering cars and pedestrians, with no helmet,
> laughing at you derisively because he’s doing all
> this riding a permanent wheelie?

  1. “Showoff.”

  2. “Hey, you’re wasting a wheel!”

  3. “Wow, a spare! Good idea!”

  4. “Bet you can’t ride one of these…”

  5. “Sorry, I missed that. Could you do that again?”

So Nathan, when did you see this? Was it at some sort of cycling event?

JF

Re: comebacks

Several of us were riding from UC Davis to downtown for lunch from the
Damento Juggling Festival. Tim Bustos was there, but I think you and Jackie
drove so missed seeing it. I think it was 2001.

—Nathan

“John Foss” <john_foss@asinet.com> wrote in message
news:mailman.1030377718.9718.rsu@unicycling.org
> > Yeah, but what to say to the bicyclist who weaves by you on
> > the wrong side of the road, through two red lights,
> > scattering cars and pedestrians, with no helmet,
> > laughing at you derisively because he’s doing all
> > this riding a permanent wheelie?
>
> 1. “Showoff.”
>
> 2. “Hey, you’re wasting a wheel!”
>
> 3. “Wow, a spare! Good idea!”
>
> 4. “Bet you can’t ride one of these…”
>
> 5. “Sorry, I missed that. Could you do that again?”
>
> So Nathan, when did you see this? Was it at some sort of cycling event?
>
> JF

Left-wing control-freak bicyclist: “Where’s your HELMET?”

Unicyclist: “It’s with my OTHER WHEEL.”

I just got my first comment ever while I was on a unicycle (this is week 2 for me). They simply said, “Good Luck.” I was pleased with this. They looked like the “where’s your other wheel” type. Maybe the comments change once you can go more than 30 feet. :smiley:

The really important thing is how they said it.

Did they say “Good luck” with a rising, falling, or flat intonation?

Or did they extend their intonation of “good”?

Good luck!:slight_smile:
Good luck! :roll_eyes:
Good luck!:frowning:
Good luck!:o

Stay on Top!

They said, “Good luck” with an extended “good” and a quick but not short “luck” all on a relatively flat tone. I took it to mean: “Look at what this guy is trying to do. Poor soul. Let’s try and lift his spirts.” All in all, i give it an 8.5 out of 10 on the possible “Good Luck” scale. Nice folks.

Oh, and I forgot my witty, yet quick retort: umm, thanks.

The circus music and heckling stops just as soon as I point to the gunrack on the back of my unibago.