Comebacks Part 2

General Unicycling Discussions
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Comebacks 2

These comments and responses were submitted by Kit Summers, author of the book
JUGGLING WITH FINESSE, back in '81 or '82:

  1.  What happened to the other half of your bicycle?
 - So far I've only mastered one half.
 - It got hit by a car and destroyed.
 - My dog's riding it.
 - Oh, I'm missing some?

  2.  Hey you lost a wheel.
 - No, I found one.
 - No, I lost 3.
 - No, I lost a car.
 - No, I lost my mind.
 - No, it's right underneath me.
 - I could only afford one wheel.
 - Yes, I did.
 - Oh, am I missing some?

  3.  Where's your handlebars?
 - On my bicycle.
 - Where's your steering wheel?
 - On my skateboard.
 - I use them to drive my car.

  4.  How do you ride that?
 - Carefully, how do you walk?
 - How do I ride what?
 - Using my legs.
 - Usually with my hands, but not right now.

  5.  I can do that!
 - Oh.
 - You can do what?
 - And I can walk, just like you.

  6.  Do a wheelie!
 - (stop and do some hopping)
 - Roll over!
 - I am.

  7.  (when pushing your unicycle) Can you ride that?
 - No, I'm taking it for a walk.
 - Ride what?
 - I've had to have one of these since my operation.

  8.  (for tall unicycle) How's the weather up there?
 - Snowing.
 - Made of oxygen.
 - Up where?

  9.  How do you get down?
 - An escalator.
 - An elevator.
 - I have a parachute.
 - Down where?
 - Well, I'd rather not discuss my personal life right now.

John Foss, President International Unicycling Federation unifoss@cerfnet.com