Don’t you hate it when someone makes a stupid comment and you think of the perfect comeback when it’s too late.
Random Lame Guy: “You know, they make those things with two wheels now”
What I wish I’d said: "Really!!! They make unicycles with two wheels??!!
Re: Comebacks after the fact.
As annoying comments go, your Random Lame Guy’s is not bad.
Your response, belated though it may be, is quite good, too.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
You don’t say… they even make them with three!
If I look around I am sure I can find one.
Actually, I’d like to have a vertical tricycle someday. Is that Mr. tinyurl riding that seemingly impossible beast?
How about this one?
(oops, go down one more post)
13 wheels.
Now that is just showing off! 
Fool
Re: Comebacks after the fact.
On Thu, 18 Mar 2004 12:14:52 -0600, “mscalisi” wrote:
>Don’t you hate it when someone makes a stupid comment and you think of
>the perfect comeback when it’s too late.
Half-similar experience here:
Like everyone I get lots of remarks ‘Hey you lost a wheel’ which
becomes annoying after some time. Yet it gets into your brain. Last
weekend someone asked ‘Where’s your other wheel?’ and before I knew
it, I thought I was funny when I said ‘I lost it’.
Damn stupid answer!
“Heck, even my toes were aching from trying to grip the soles of my shoes! - Tommy Thompson”