Today is Cinco De Mayo and there isn’t a thread about it. I am disappointed.
There is now.
I didn’t even realize this thread was here. Now we can celebrate. 
I had to google it to figure what “cinco de Mayo” is. Nothing that I, as a french guy, should be proud about. I mean that it’s a good thing mexicans kicked our *sses.
Celebrate!
Us Mexicans are very happy to celebrate today. lol
I’ll crack a beer open in honor of the proud people of Mexico, santé!
Si! feliz cinco de mayo todos
If you need a excuse to drink another beer, celebrate me 
Did france ever won a war? Haha, funny thing though, in history books à l’école on ne nous a jamais ensigné à propos d’une guerre gagnée par les français
Not since Napoleon, I think. I may have been sleeping during the History class, though.
I’m OK with “France not winning wars”, I’d be even more OK with “France not being involved in wars”, and I could die happy with “no war at all”.