Chortle chortle

General
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As my step father said to me, as I was telling him about my recent epic ride, on which I ended up stopping every mile or so:

“Well it’s better to ride in short bursts, than to ride in burst shorts.”

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with the advent of gell filled shorts, does he realise that that isn’t funny anymore?

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…or (speaking of root beer of course):

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Re: Chortle chortle

>…or (speaking of root beer of course):
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>I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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>yoopers - Bruce & Mary Edwards

Or, I’d rather have a root in my beer than a boot in my rear.

OK, that one maybe didn’t work so well…