Cheesy lyrics thread

I was caught in a traffic jam today, listening to Bon Jovi. A song called Bed of Roses was playing. And although the song was quite nice generally the cheesy lyrics in the chorus made me cringe.

“I’m goin’ to lay you down in a bed of roses
For tonight I sleep on a bed of nails,
I wanna be just as close as
The holy ghost is

Lay you down on a bed of roses.”

Even for an aetheist, those to lines are cheesy on so many different levels.

Anyone got any cheesier lines?

Cathy

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, noooo!

– Macarthur Park

Were the fking riot squad
Were south Cenrtral f
king punks
Were South Central f**king drunks
oi oi
oi oi oi oi oi

i think cathy’s lyrics are cheesier (speaking as an athiest)