I was caught in a traffic jam today, listening to Bon Jovi. A song called Bed of Roses was playing. And although the song was quite nice generally the cheesy lyrics in the chorus made me cringe.
“I’m goin’ to lay you down in a bed of roses
For tonight I sleep on a bed of nails,
I wanna be just as close as
The holy ghost is
Lay you down on a bed of roses.”
Even for an aetheist, those to lines are cheesy on so many different levels.
Anyone got any cheesier lines?
Cathy