Check out this Uni on eBay!!!!

Check out the description on this unicycle.

I wonder what the hell happened.

a little over protective dont ya think?

think how sad it is that this kid was going to get a uni from his uncle and now he’ll never see it.

Hmmmmm. I don’t know what to make of that, but I find it strangely disturbing.

Presumably he didn’t really beat up his brother in law. However, it sounds like part of his motive for selling the unicycle really is that he thinks it’s dangerous for his child. Unless he’s joking all the way through.

What I do know is that he’s one lousy salesman. His pitch is: “I thought this was too dangerous for my child, even though I’m an aggressive moron. Buy it for your child instead.” Not good. Probably didn’t go to Harvard.

I hope it is no more than an experiment with irony, by someone who knows there is such a thing as irony, but doesn’t really understand what it is. I know there’s such a thing as impressionist painting, but it doesn’t mean I could produce one.