I have the amazing power to talk to cats! =^.^=
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Anyone can talk to cats. There’s nothing amazing about it. I’ve gotten many PMs from unicyclists concerned that when catboy claims he is doing something amazing, it hurts those of us who are doing truly amazing things. We’ve been stewing in silence long enough. It’s time to come out and sound off about how Catboy hurts all of us when he makes such claims.
You might also sound off about how he is rude and farts on these threads, and more.
Such conduct is the stuff wars are made of (nobody believed Iraq had WMDs, right? But nobody spoke out). He is rude and starting big fights, and we’ve been PMing each other behind his back in order to cope with this disturbing element, and to keep peace. But no longer!
Who are these people you say to have formed an anti-catboy cult with?
Sure anyone can just go out and “talk” to cats, but it’s all unintelligible jibber jabber to our feline friends. I can actually communicate with them in their native toungue and understand them as well. It’s half vocal and half ESP.
Besides, communication with cats is only one of several amazing powers I recieved from my Catogenic mutation.
It seems to me like you have some issues of your own to work out. I’m amazing, and you’re just jealous.
Please prepare to have your ass kicked at the unicycle club meeting on Saturday.
Greg Harper and I (mostly Greg) are going to “teach” you not to tell lies about my main man. Only a public apology to Catboy can save you now. You have less than six days to forestall your beating.
dude u seriously have big issues … you must go to a special school and have special freind and you are probably very special too! your mom probably tells you all the time… I hope you are kiding with your cat whatever mutation cauz if you are not go get help men thats just wayy too ffed up… its either that or you are alays really baked and think you can talk with cats…
No issues here, although some bald guy in a wheelchair once approached me and was talking about some nerd school, but I never went. My mom tells me she loves me all the time, and that I am special, but I think she does it to everyone since she is a preschool teacher. The cat thing isn’t a joke, it’s real alright, just ask anyone thats seen me talk to a cat before. The last sentence is the most true thing you’ve said(I agree with it completely:) ), except that I KNOW I can talk to cats.
riiiiiiiiight dude stfu and go do ur spells and dk im not trying to be rude Im more like ehhhh wtf ??? catboy ur weed is the bomb then ur high 24/7… u cant tlak to cats dude u got a mental prob…
