my cat broke his leg today. seems kinda weird because cats are all bendy and stuff
cats are the best, how’d he/she do it?
I didn’t know cats could break their legs… My cat has arthritis. I didn’t know cats could do that either.
something clearly must have fallen on the cat’s leg?
how can a leg break mid-nap?
your cat is probably just stupid like all cats. I mean why else would it break its leg 
Cats are supposed to have legs? O_o weird…
If all cat’s are stupid, then how do you know what a stupid cat is like?
Maybe it owed money to another cat and failed to pay up on time.
yeah is it true that they always land on four legs? does it count for tigers and lions and wildcats too i wonder…?
Item you havn’t been reading that book i got you on ‘My First Picture Book of Animals’ have you…tut tut 
My first picture book was a… okay, I won’t say what it was, but it was interesting, I got it for the columns, okay?!