He always wanted to be buried with a big ballon, so why don’t we give him this big white one floating above our heads!
He shouldn’t have made fun of the knife thrower.
My non-unicycling entry:
He’s not clowning around anymore!
You really need to submit that one to the newspaper. With Steve Miller’s Seattle connection you may win. (Where did it go?)
Which one?
I humbly vote for this one as the best. It has a surprise twist at the end. A punchline in three words. It’s short. It conjures up a simple image and is suitable for all ages. You can’t beat it. Send it in. This thread is now concluded.
Mr.Clinton had this clown assinated when his secretary told him that his feet were smaller than the clowns…
“Clown to the left of me, joker to the right, here I am…stuck in the middle with you!” But my favs (mine haha!) are: “that’s not a fake nose, he just had a drinking problem”. And, The one about “drilling a hole in the casket”, and “honk if you’re horny”.
Hmmm, that one didn’t do it for me.
Isn’t it rich? Aren’t we a pair?
Me here at last in the air, and Bo in the ground.
Send out the clown.
Oh. Maybe it wasn’t suitable for all ages…
“it’s going to take a big man to fill his shoes…but where are we gonna find a guy who wears a size 37?”
The first rule of comedy…don’t dumb down a joke! Of course, you have to have one first!
I bet that’s the last time they send in a City Clown to fill in for a Rodeo Clown.
thats not the only jack in the box!!!
Maybe it’s actually Dick in the box. Just wrap the coffin as a gift box and there you go.
I cracked up so hard when I came up with this!
Although it wouldn’t fit in the caption, the part before that could be: “Ok howabout this for the opening eulogy”?
I know the police and reporters want to ask questions, but we can’t have them all come in here now…it would be a “circus!”