Well, my latest attempt to inject some humor into RSU went over like a lead balloon (or is that a led zeppelin?). Hope the JC bunch doesn’t feel the same.
One of the local papers runs a Caption Contest.
Here’s my submission for this one:
Actually, he never clowned once in his entire life. But, after the funeral home found out he was an avid unicyclist, they just couldn’t resist…
What’s yours?
I saw it in RSU, even came up with an almost funny caption. But I didn’t post it and then forgot it.
“Now that’s he’s dead, we can finally be together…and the best news is that you can use some of the insurance money for that BOOB LIFT !” (See cartoon above haha!)
well, no one would get it but “he should’nt gone for level 11”
Well, we did try to tell him not to ride in those big shoes. Guess he just didnt listen.
“You doin’ anything later?”
“Honk” (his nose) if you’re horny!
Is that a banana is his pocket?
That’s not really a fake nose…he just had a drinking problem!:D:D:D:D:D (There’s your definitive right there!!!)
uni57
June 3, 2007, 9:41pm
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He was a bit nearsighted. Couldn’t tell the difference between “MEN’S ROOM” and “LION’S CAGE”.
Whoa, and they still managed an open casket funeral after that?
That last one made me LOL.
The results so far for the captions:
Unicycle related: 4
Sexual Innuendo: 6
Unicycle related sexual innuendo: 1
Other: 2
There seems to be a pattern developing here.
Thats the best one so far:)
EDIT: i mean the caption, not haha.
Thanks. Ok somebody bring on the next picture!
uni57
June 3, 2007, 10:26pm
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He was playing tag with the tightrope walker… and fell off.
uni57
June 3, 2007, 10:27pm
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He was playing hide-and-seek under the elephant. And it sat down.