I was able to go to see bubba ho-tep last night and let me tell you, its one of the funniest independent films I’ve seen in a long time. The movie if you havent heard is about Elvis and JFK who are not dead, but rather 2 old men in a texas nursing home. Who go up agains an egyptian mummy that is praying on the elderly.
If this movie is in your city go see it. Its well worth it.
But…JFK IS dead 
No no no, Jfk is alive…
So is Elvis
Jfk was really just dyed to look like a black man by the cia. And then they took his brain and replaced it with a bag of sand.
Elvis wanted to get out of the spot light so he switched places with an impersinator who unfortuantlly had a bad drug habbit and an even worse heart.
So you see both men are still alive and well giving them an opertunity to fight an Egyptian Mummy in Texas.
If you find that confuing check out the trailer
DUDE!!! TAHNK YOU SO F’IN MUCH!!! HOLY CHEESE!! BRUCE CAMPBELL IS THE BEST!!! I’M SO HAPPY!!! SWEET!!! IF I COULD KISS YOU, I WOULDN’T!!! 
HAHAHAH!!!
The closest it gets to me is Sacramento, about 45 minutes away, and hells yeah I’m gonna go see it there, heck, I’ll Unicycle there if I have to. Well, not really, I’ll take the bus and I’ll carry my Unicycle. b^_^d thumbs up
that looks so good, yet so random