Boy with One Finger Story

I had this t shirt once! It had a story printed on the back, about a little boy who only had one finger on his hand, so whenever he waved, people got mad, because they thought he was flipping them the bird, so he cut off his finger, but then, people still got mad, because they thought that when he waved, he was shaking a fist at them, so the boy cut off the limb, but then people got mad because he didn’t wave, so the moral was, never change to please others. Does this t shirt sound familiar? Does anyone know where I can purchase another? Thanks, much appreciated!