A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.
“What’s the matter?” he asks.
“Well, I’ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of the pieces
fit together and I can’t find any edges.”
“What’s the picture of?” he asks.
“It’s of a big rooster,” she replies.
“All right,” he says, “I’ll come over and have a look.”
When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the
kitchen table where she has it laid out.
He takes one look at what she’s been struggling with and says, “Oh, for crying
out loud, put the Cornflakes back in the box!” 
Hahaha!! Good one.
Except I get enough shit for being blonde… haha.
Wtf? I thought you were a redhead! But then again, I’m [partially] color blind haha.
This blond sent me a text message saying, “whats Idk mean?”
I responded, “I don’t know.”
She said, “No one does!”
I’m a strawberry blonde.
In some pics, my hair looks darker but it’s actually usually fairly light.
Haha, or she might say,
“Well, do you know who does?”
(Uh oh! This may lead to the most feared and evil of all threads…the “Dumb Blonde jokes” thread! Please if there is a god…noooooo! 
)
Oh what the hey… here’s ten good ones:
how do you drown a blond
Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool
i LAWLed to that
Hahaha my dad did something very similar some days ago!
He asked me something and I said:
- Je ne sais pas! (it means “I don’t know” in English)
and he: - What does that mean?
- I don’t know!
- You don’t know?
- Yeah, I don’t know!
- How can you say something if don’t know what it means?!?!
Hahaha
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday!
good thing you’re not on the bomb squad.
… eh?
and gay