If you had my job, you would hear people barking like dogs every day.
If you lived in Nottingham…
In Nottingham, I once saw a chap put his hand down the back of his trousers, deposit a turd in his hand and then wipe it on a telegraph pole as he walked past.
Yeah, that sucks. A couple years ago I got nipped in the leg by a dog when riding my mountain bike on a trail. If the owners hadn’t grabbed their dog so quickly, it would’ve ended up in the river below.
Ever since, whenever I encounter a dog I get off my bike or unicycle and put it between myself and the dog. That way I can jab it with a pedal if it comes near me.