i think this was meant to be a surprise for me, but … you know how i’ve been saving for a good trials unicycle? well, tomorrow’s my 13th birthday and i just picked up the phone:
Guy on phone: “Hello, this is Dan ----- from ----- ------ (our local bike shop) calling to tell ------ (my mom) that her special order’s here.”
Me: [pause]
Dan: “Hello?”
Me: [pause] “Yeah, I’ll get her …”
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!! 
Well lets hope she wasnt just ordering some new cycling shoes:D
it would be extremely funny, yet kinda bad for you if it turned out to be something real crappy like a bike pump or something. don’t know why you would have a special order for a bike pump though.
maybe it was a chromed bike pump, either way it would be a pretty shitty present
wats the point on having a chromed bike pump. it would suck even more if the present was a pair of plastic valve caps.
it would be worse if it was a ladies pair of bike pants
not for you, remember that time you actually did wear ladies bike pants.
So what happened?
sure do, but it would still be a shithouse birthday present. even worse would be some rim tape.
wat would be really crappy would be cotton wool buds
yeah but you cant get them at the bike store, these have to be from a bike store.
rim tape is probably the worst thing you can get for a present from a bike store
but you can use rim tape for lots of stuff, like rims. a child’s bike horn would piss me off. they have to be the worst sounding annoying things ever.
maytbe your mom’s getting herself a uni. So she can keep up with you ;- )
lol yeah right. my mom barely even rides a bike! actually, there is one person around here who unicycles but never learned to bike. 
anyway, i haven’t gotten my pressies yet (i get them at suppertime) but i’ll tell you tomorrow how it turned out! crosses fingers
well, happy b dayu even if you only get plastic valve caps
Even worse it could be paper valve caps!
Happy birthday anyway.
Enjoy your caps.
Maybe she’ll get some of those cool looking Aluminum valve caps! i love those:D…
Happy Birfday!!
if were are talking about me i can ride a bike but only learnt like 4-5-6 days ago
haha, that is kinda cool. you don’t have training wheels do you? and im not talking about your front wheel.
I know, unitoon, they are the pink and purple sparkly handlebar streamers. Every youn lady cyclists needs those!