BillyTheMountain Legal Defense Fund

Off-topic
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Unicyclists and Persons of Faith Unite.

BillyTheMountain was accused of trying to get around airline cary-on requirements by wearing a large Star of David medallion, which happened to have been cleverly built out of a 28" bicycle tire rim.

This led to problems, probably they picked on me for religious reasons, but there were also allegations that BillyTheMountain is a “unicyclist,” and it is likely that membership in this deviant community contributed to this harassment!

This is an issue for all unicyclists! Unite! BillyTheMountain is all of us!

And even if you are not a uncyclists, NEVER FORGET: They started with the unicyclists and i said nothing, because I was not a unicyclist…

Hopefully, I can display the religious jewelry here (but I removed the unicycle dot com stickers and the pedals when I wore it around my neck:

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How come no one ever talks about a Legal Offense Fund?

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How much cash are we allowed to send? Is there a maximum amount?

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That was an ingenious idea.

To bad it didn’t work…

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Is anyone else getting tired of Dennis Hopper’s persona?

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This is the last straw. I am writing letters to Congress. We must abolish the TSA.

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Dennis Hopper is already on it.

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Somehow I doubt he’ll have much effect. The guy is just a ball of nerves. Ferchrissakes, he’s been thwarted by Joe the plumber many times over… or was it Mario and Luigi?

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I had the same problem one time, they refused to understand that a earring is a jewellery item, even if it’s made out of a 36’ rim. My lifemate was so sad not to be able to wear her favorite jewells:(
We’re now experiencing a hard time, for sure!

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I sympathize, but it’s not quite the same, cuz for me it was religious discrimination, and they also accused me of being a unicyclist!

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This is a good point. I’ve met Billy and he’s no unicyclist.

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Greg,

Ouch!!!

:smiley:

Billy