Not that I don’t like B*kes, but here’s one way to “break” the two-wheeled habit! 
(Starts at 1:10)
quite cool in general!
And now when a customer asks me what they should do with their old, worn out piano…
Thanks for alleviating my fear of bicycle accumulation Terry!
BTW, I have gutted worn out organs and turned them into record racks. They look cool and were free on craigslist or sitting around. I have heard of an old grand piano being gutted and turned into a grand ice chest.
Seems like old pianos could be rebuilt into desks or shelves easily. The look can be cool and they can live on…Like you need a new hobby - sorry.
Ohhhh the humanity! Watching the poor bikes writhe in agony as they are slowly, inexorably pulled into the slowly rotating teeth and chopped to bits until nothing but the seat, like a head, is above the machinery. Then it, too is gone!
Cool to watch it eat things. Like David Letterman with his steam roller of old, it’s another game of “let’s see what it looks like to shred _______!” 
mildly entertaining but…
There are those who would love to have a free worn piano, like prob. my local Junior College for instance.