this is to show off your imaginitive creativity.
whats the best (successful) excuse you have used to get a better or costly unicycle?
How bout this?
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness has never rode a kh.
I just pointed out that the cx i was riding didn’t have enough room for my hand to hold the seat…
Each time my husband spends money to add to his favorite collection, I try to spend equally to add to our unicycle collection. Marriages are supposed to be equal, right?
I broke the axle jumping 6 inches on the flat. I need a stronger one. (That was upgrading the hub on my muni).
I broke the axle jumping 6 inches on the flat. I need a stronger one. (That was justifying buying a $500 trials instead of a $200 trials ;))
you will end up saving money by buying a strong but more expensive unicycle now than a cheap one and then another one when it breaks.
I don’t need to buy any unicycles. Once I have accepted that, I can go and buy as many unicycles as I want.
Why bother with excuses?
That works great if your husband collects cars… 
…But I guess then you might fight over garage space.
My wife doesn’t collect anything. Except Santa Clauses (major interior decorating every December). Those don’t add up as fast…
i bet if i had a kh trials i wouldnt hop the stairs in the house
I like that. Having versus being.
If you have an extra wheelset/frame/seat/seatpost, it’s just being wasted unless you build the rest of a unicycle around it.
it sucks riding a 20" freestyle to class, so I bought a 24" muni (well, I muni with it too).
it sucks riding a 24" muni to class, so I bought a 28/29er.
How about “There’s an empty hook on the garage ceiling!”
… I’m not buying it either.
…But I’ve got plenty more hooks waiting to be put up!
“but harper said…”
I could be as good as him, if i had the same uni as him!
or
19" trials is too small to go anywhere but 24" is too big to do trials… so i need both…
I wanna start doing trials and all I have is a Torker Unistar LX…Nuf said
I go too fast on my 24" Cruiser to ride beside my friends who are walking, so I need something with a smaller wheel.
(for a new saddle) “Mom…Dad…you want grandkids right?”