OK, let’s just ask all the 30 something and early 40s men in this forum:
If your wife found that you were planning to practice unicycle tricks in the kitchen, how would she react?
Is this a case of one rule for them?
Seriously, Cathwood, be very careful. Any trick that is difficult to learn carries a risk of a fall. Your pedals may well scratch the cooker or fridge door, or the skirting boards, or the archetrave around the door. Your head may catch the edge of a work surface table, door or domestic appliance. The kitchen floor, if vinyl or lin may be slippery.
My grandfather lost an eye when he fell against a piece of furniture. That wasn’t unicycling; it was whisky, but the furniture didn’t know that.
I broke my nose when I fell and hit the edge of a desk. that wasn’t unicycling; it was Cathy Urquhart, who tripped me over one day at school, but the desk didn’t know that.
Riding in the dark is fun. You don’t need super powerful lights. A cheap 3 LED head torch will be enough - and possibly a small handheld torch like a “Mini Maglite” or whatever they’re called. NO, I’m not saying turn the kitchen lights out - get outside and mow down some late night revellers on the pavement.
Riding in the cold is good, because you don’t get hot. Unicycling is a warm sport.
If you insist on practising indoors (and we’ve all done it) then keep it simple: idling, one foot idling, one foot idling with foot off frame. Try super idling (one whole revolution back, one whole revolution forwards). I wouldn’t go for the really clever stuff like spins, grinds,and grabs. (Thinks: pedal grab to worksurface, pedal catches flex to kettle full of hot water…)
A bit of indoor practice can make you more confident at those basic “on the spot” skills like idling and it will translate into greater confidence outdoors.
Two more caveats: no Cokers in the kitchen, no giraffes in the kitchen.
Mike