Best thing i've heard in years, i cried

Off-topic
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this is so funny i seriously laughed so hard i cried…

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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Is there a bash quotes thread yet?
If not I vote for this to be it.

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And they call Americans ugly.

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+1

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
–> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<– Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

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you laughed at that…

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+1

If you think that was funny, just think about being the guy in the stall. That was just plain offsides !!!

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Bryan sounds like a prick, it was bad enough without smacking the poor bloke.

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I was screwing with my friend one time at my house, while he was trying to sleep. i was putting little grapes and crap in his nose so he freaked out had smushed grap juice all of my keyboard, now the ‘g’ ‘h’ and ‘t’ keys stick and take forever to pop back up :smiley: