So whats everyone’s favourite pick up line.
Here is mine—>Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
It must work. I find myself wanting your phone number. Hey, I already have it. I think I’ll call you.
Nice shoes, wanna…?
That dress is very becoming on you. And if I were on…
Edit: PM me if you can’t figure out the rest
“Is that shirt felt?”
“No.”
“Do you want it to be?”
I got so many…
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
After 23 years of marriage, mine is, “Hey, I’ll do those dishes.”
Bruce
“Is your dad a terrorist?”
“Cause your da bomb!”
The best way is through in introduction by a common friend or acquaintance.
I never had much luck on cold calls, ususally the cold shoulder.
Fortuantely I have no reason to hone my pick up skills. But if I did I’m sure I’d just state “I have a (insert nickname for Coker Unicycles)” and they’d fall all over me (on their way out).
Hi, my name is Trip and your mother asked me to pick you up from school. I have lots of candy in my car…
did i cross the line? 
Veeeery funny 
is that a ladder in your tights of a stairway to heaven
I use that one all the time…
How about… “You’re legs must be tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”
- I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
- Nice legs…what time do they open?
- Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
- You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
- I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- Want to play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
- Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
- Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Are those real?
- You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.
- I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- (Look down at your crotch) Well It’s not just going to suck itself.
- You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
- You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom? - Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
- My name is (name)…remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
- Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
- I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
- If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
- Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?
- Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
- Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
- I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
If I told you, you had a nice body…would you hold it against me?
The word of the day is “legs” let’s go to my place and spread the word
not very good
Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
You must eat alot of Lucky Charms, because you are magically delicoius
thats a good one catboy:D 