Beam me into the movie, Scotty. There's no intelligent life here in Hollywood.

Just read that William Shatner will not appear as Captain Kirk in the forthcoming Star Trek movie, but Leonard Nimoy will play Spock again:

Of course, there are some complications:

To tell you the truth, I must have missed that one because I didn’t even remember he was sick.

Could have been his negotiation style: “I need to be in the movie; I…neeeeeeeeed…to…be…in…the…movie.” Looks like Scottie can’t get him more power this time.

Shouldn’t this be in RSU?

We should have a poll to see whether Shatner should appear.

With emoticons.

I was about to add that with an edit and you beat me to it.

Curse your green Klingon blood!

Um, Dr. McCoy, don’t you mean Vulcan blood?

I did intent to post it there until I saw there were still two unicycle related threads on the “first page” of JC. Misery loves company.

I also just found out the real deal breaker: “Capt. Kirk” was insisting on a reprise of one of his fights in an alien gauntlet, shirtless. Come on, you’re over 70 now! Hollywood does have standards even if they are real low.

If we don’t battle to the death, they will kill us both.

Of course I did.
I was testing you.

Well done, you passed.

He would need a man bra today…

Is posting without emoticons a Vulcan trait?

I posted that very clip in MR yesterday!

Co-inky-dink.

(LOL! I must be really nerdy because I find that very funny. It’s not logical.)

Yes, unless you come down with a bad case of Bendii Syndrome, like Ambassador Sarek.