Balloon boy

I’ve just watched a 14 minute video of an interview with the father of the 6 year old boy who hid in the loft while half the National Guard and Air Force chased a silver balloon shaped like a flying saucer believing he was in it.

Didn’t believe a word of it. This is a robust “man’s man” who is used to chasing storms and who brought up his kids to be adventurous, yet his body language for the entire interview was humourless, with broken speech, no eye contact, and the most unconvincing display of almost-weeping I’ve seen for some time. Sure, there’s tear-jerking emotion in getting your kid back, but isn’t there als joy? And there is room for humour in the ridiculous side of the story. I am sure that his display of emotion was entirely artificial.

The guy has media experience including some tacky reality TV show, and his kids are making music videos - all the trappings of a family wanting celebrity.

The balloon is shaped like a classic 1950s style flying saucer. Hardly the best shape when surface area to volume is important to keep the weight down. What’s wrong with a sphere (or something very similar to a sphere)? Was it designed for some sort of UFO hoax?

Weight is crucial - so if there is a compartment for instruments (camera, weather observations)why would it be sufficiently robust that they would believe it could hold the weight of a child? Instruments could be attached to a frame, which is lighter than a box.

The balloon was seen spinning in flight - and no obvious door for the kid to climb in.

He says he pressed the button for it to go up from ground level to about 20 feet - would he not have wanted the kid there to see this happening - the crucial preparations for a first flight of a family project?

What is the law on sending up something several metres across which might interfere with radar and air traffic? Would someone that enthusiastic not have more knowledge, and probably need to see permission?

Why did father conduct the entire interview with mother sitting quietly throughout. Surely the “human interest” is more likely to come from the mother of a small child - at least in the minds of the media. Clear case of Dad keeping control.

Why did the kids sit in “dejected poses” at the start of the interview - surely every American kid’s dream is to be on TV.

Hoaxer or idiot? I know which I think.

Mike, you watch too much TV.

Fart oo much.

Pretty much the whole nation and even other countries were fixated on that story. During the CNN interview the father asked his son why he was hiding and didn’t come out, he clearly stated, "You guys said…that We did this for a show". BUSTED! :astonished: :roll_eyes:

The father and mother (Sounds like she farted right after, lol) are caught totally off guard and you can see them stumbling to cover up Falcon’s disclosure. They did several surveys and the overwhelming majority (90%) believe it was a total setup. Maybe it wasn’t, but it sure seems like it. Looks like they played the media and viewers like a cheap violin! If true the parents should pay back the estimated $28,000 in costs for the search, plus be fined or even prosecuted. Total pwnage at :36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADq45H64Z4

I had watched the later interview. Looks pretty conclusive evidence to me. And yup, that sounded like an inadvertent release of lady-bottom-wind to me. :astonished:

I think a similar experimental balloon went down somewhere in Blackwood forest a while back. The owner of the balloon, I think his name was Tim or maybe Tom, had apparently launched his poorly made balloon, mainly to get publicity, and also because he believed that one of his “competitors” was getting all the accolades, and felt left out. :o

+1.

You had to be living under a rock to have not been aware of that story! It was on non-stop on just about every station, TV, Radio and internet. Everywhere, all day long. They’ve even made parody videos…the SAME day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYgmotwqtAU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6IgKoTNRR0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csj4zrg_pik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdxwoho9v7w

The dad called 2 media sources before emergency help.

Publicity stunt.

Just watched the clip and I have to agree with you Mike.
Most awkward interview ever.

And I can’t decide whether the parping noise comes from the dad realising he is busted on live TV or from the son realising what a walloping he’s going to get later.

The sheriff from that city is now giving a live press conference, saying “charges will be filed”, and he flatly stated that “it was determined to be a publicity stunt”. Big surprise, lol. A search warrant was also issued, and this guy Heene is in big trouble. I hope they make him pay back the $30k spent on the “search”. All of this, says the sheriff, was concocted for publicity in hopes for getting their own “reality” show.

I live under a rock!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_BqbO7xTE

Right, because those of us who don’t consume mainstream media are complete luddites. :roll_eyes:

Well, yeah. You gotta be crazy to not care about some kid hiding in an attic hundreds of miles away.

Haha, but nobody (except the family and friends in on the hoax/scheme) knew that until later on. While the balloon was still in the air-the Colorado National Guard even launched a Blackhawk helicopter and a smaller Kiowa helicopter to try and intercept the balloon-the story was so hot it even pre-empted a speech my Obama! (I mean comon, he hardly ever appears on TV, lol!)

It was broadcast all over the media, nation-wide and over seas, and of course, all over the internet. This family perpetrated a total fabrication on everyone, because this wacko and his wife wanted to get their own reality show! :roll_eyes:

I watched this “drama” unfold as I ran on a treadmill in a hotel gym. Even with a pretty small screen and my rusty science it seems pretty unlikely that a helium balloon that size could lift a 6 year old to the height it reached. If he had been on in there I would have thought it’d be pretty lopsided due to the load.

But glad the kid’s safe, it would have been pretty ironic if he’d fallen out the loft :roll_eyes:

Guess some lawyers will get richer working out if the family insurance covers this one!

Seems like a good week for stupid people pulling stunts, spotted this one about a group who left a guy in wheelchair on Snowdon 'cos they got tired

Almost unbelieveable…

Haha some people guy from 4chan ordered pizza online to the Heenes’ house and it was on TV

Haha some guy from 4chan ordered pizza online to the Heenes’ house and it was on TV

I live in Fort Collins, Co. I’ve heard enough of this story :roll_eyes: What idiots.