Baldwin prank

Ok Zack, im sure you knew this was a prank…Ididnt know my friend was gonna get this into it, He was bored and wanted to talk to someone so i gave him ur SN and told ihm some things about you. To bad he forgot to call though… RiseWithFallen65 is my friend Craig…THis is a long conv. so It will take 2 posts


RiseWithFallen65: hello 
kaorizack: hey who is this? 
RiseWithFallen65: this is johny thompson 
kaorizack: ok? 
RiseWithFallen65: from unciyclist magazine 
kaorizack: theres a unicyclist mag? 
RiseWithFallen65: ya 
RiseWithFallen65: and i heard your gonna be in an upcoming movie 
kaorizack: yes 
RiseWithFallen65: i was wondering if you wuld like to take some shots for this months issue 
RiseWithFallen65: possibly the cover 
kaorizack: hmm 
kaorizack: well 
kaorizack: I guess 
RiseWithFallen65: its $150 an hour 
kaorizack: If Im worthy 
kaorizack: it is? 
RiseWithFallen65: yes 
kaorizack: Im there? 
kaorizack: Im there 
kaorizack: haha 
RiseWithFallen65: alright 
kaorizack: Who is this? 
RiseWithFallen65: johny thompson 
kaorizack: ok 
kaorizack: are you a unicyclist 
RiseWithFallen65: no im just a photographer 
kaorizack: do you want to come take pics of me? 
RiseWithFallen65: yes 
kaorizack: brb 
RiseWithFallen65: k 
kaorizack: back 
RiseWithFallen65: k 
kaorizack: so were do you live? 
kaorizack: like are you near me? 
RiseWithFallen65: about an hour or so away 
RiseWithFallen65: glendale 
kaorizack: ok 
RiseWithFallen65: where are you locate at exactly 
kaorizack: Orangvale Ca 
RiseWithFallen65: alright...ill mapquest it 
kaorizack: its really close to folsom 
RiseWithFallen65: alright 
kaorizack: you want my address 
RiseWithFallen65: yes 
kaorizack: ***** roseacers Rd 
RiseWithFallen65: oh and youll be recieving unicyclist magazine montly at no charge 
kaorizack: ok 
kaorizack: so 150 an hour 
kaorizack: good I can use the money 
kaorizack: haha 
kaorizack: when do you want to do this? 
RiseWithFallen65: ummm are you free next weekend 
kaorizack: yes 
RiseWithFallen65: alright 
RiseWithFallen65: could we meet up at like the phelan area 
kaorizack: phelan 
kaorizack: hmm 
kaorizack: not sure were that is 
RiseWithFallen65: victorville 
RiseWithFallen65: hesperia 
kaorizack: ok 
kaorizack: I will ask my mom how far that is 
RiseWithFallen65: cuz serrano high school is a really awesome place to uni 
kaorizack: ok 
RiseWithFallen65: and i already have permission to use their campus 
kaorizack: ok 
kaorizack: why did you pick me for this?> 
RiseWithFallen65: well cuz your the champ of 04..right 
kaorizack: yes 
kaorizack: and national of 05 
kaorizack: and I have the high jump record 
RiseWithFallen65: even better 
RiseWithFallen65: how high 
kaorizack: 95 cm 
kaorizack: but I have done a meter over a bar 
RiseWithFallen65: very impressive 
RiseWithFallen65: could you do it again 
kaorizack: thanks 
kaorizack: Im sure I could 
RiseWithFallen65: nice 
RiseWithFallen65: i might wanna get some photos of that 
kaorizack: ok 
kaorizack: thats fine 
RiseWithFallen65: alright kool 
kaorizack: how many hours is phelan from here 
RiseWithFallen65: not to sure 
kaorizack: ok 
RiseWithFallen65: ya 
kaorizack: do you want to do this this comming weekend next weekend? 
RiseWithFallen65: nest weekend 
kaorizack: ok 
kaorizack: well how did you get my sn? 
kaorizack: and who is making this unicycle mag? 
RiseWithFallen65: my manager gave it to me 
RiseWithFallen65: he got it somehow 
RiseWithFallen65: he told me to talk to you 
kaorizack: daum 
kaorizack: Ok 
kaorizack: cool 
RiseWithFallen65: the unicylsit mag has been out for about 10 years 
kaorizack: WHAT 
kaorizack: whats it called? 
RiseWithFallen65: but im sure as u know unicycling isnt one of the majorsports 
RiseWithFallen65: so its not printed and passed around everywhere 
kaorizack: whats it called? 
RiseWithFallen65: unicyclist 
kaorizack: hmm 
kaorizack: dam 
kaorizack: I had no idea 
RiseWithFallen65: ya now alot of people know 
RiseWithFallen65: its really popular in europe 
kaorizack: oh 
kaorizack: cool 
RiseWithFallen65: ya and its becoming more popluar nation wide 
kaorizack: cool 
kaorizack: well Im excited to do this 
kaorizack: I just got sponsored by KHU 
RiseWithFallen65: thats a really good sponser 
kaorizack: ya 
kaorizack: Kris holm is a cool guy 
RiseWithFallen65: ill talk to my managers friend about sponsering you 
kaorizack: ikm also a beford factory rider 
kaorizack: ok 
RiseWithFallen65: i dont personally know him but i heard alot about him 
kaorizack: who kris? 
RiseWithFallen65: yes 
kaorizack: oh ok 
kaorizack: Im also sponserd by Pricepoint.com 
RiseWithFallen65: nice 
kaorizack: you can go to there website 
RiseWithFallen65: like i said ill talk to the guy 
kaorizack: theres pics of me on there 
RiseWithFallen65: get your sponsored by hyx 
kaorizack: what? 
RiseWithFallen65: never heard of it 
RiseWithFallen65: stands for high performance unicyclist 
kaorizack: oh 
RiseWithFallen65: or something like that 
kaorizack: dam this isnt a joke or anything? 
RiseWithFallen65: why would i joke about this 
kaorizack: becuase I hav freinds who do this 
kaorizack: haha 
RiseWithFallen65: no its not a joke 
kaorizack: I dont think you would 
RiseWithFallen65: im not 
kaorizack: Ok 
kaorizack: cool 
RiseWithFallen65: so dont worry about it 
kaorizack: sorry 
kaorizack: Ok 
RiseWithFallen65: k good 
kaorizack: do you want my phone number? 
RiseWithFallen65: yes please 
RiseWithFallen65: ill be giving you a call shortly 
kaorizack: ok 
RiseWithFallen65: within the next 3 business days 
kaorizack: well me cell is 916-70*-**** 
kaorizack: ok cool 
kaorizack: can you give me the address to the school? 
RiseWithFallen65: to serrano 
kaorizack: serrano high?

RiseWithFallen65: one moment
RiseWithFallen65: let me look it up
RiseWithFallen65: School

9292 Sheepcreek Rd.
Phelan, CA
RiseWithFallen65: got it
kaorizack: yes
RiseWithFallen65: ok…awesome
RiseWithFallen65: so can you be there next saturday at 6
kaorizack: 6 am or pm
kaorizack: ?
RiseWithFallen65: am
kaorizack: yes
RiseWithFallen65: its best to get there b4 the sport programs have practice and b4 the sun is at its full peek
RiseWithFallen65: otherwise you get a lensflare
kaorizack: man thats really far
kaorizack: Daum
RiseWithFallen65: how far is it
kaorizack: 319 miles
kaorizack: holy hell
kaorizack: it would cost me 200 in gas alone
RiseWithFallen65: well pay for your gas
kaorizack: so your paying for the gas and paying me 150 an hour
RiseWithFallen65: yes
kaorizack: hmmm
RiseWithFallen65: still interested
kaorizack: yes
kaorizack: I need the money
kaorizack: but damn thats so far
kaorizack: I geuss I will do it
RiseWithFallen65: ok good…
RiseWithFallen65: were looking foward to having you join our team
RiseWithFallen65: we call whoevers in the magazine part of the team
kaorizack: ok
RiseWithFallen65: a lil inside joke thing
RiseWithFallen65: now you know
kaorizack: ok
kaorizack: well I will be expecting your call
RiseWithFallen65: alrighty
kaorizack: dont mind me asking how old are you?
RiseWithFallen65: 23
kaorizack: ok
RiseWithFallen65: do you know of any other unicylist who would be interested in the magazine as well
kaorizack: and how far do you live from oragevale?
kaorizack: not really
kaorizack: non that live around gere
kaorizack: here
RiseWithFallen65: i live an hour away from serrano high school
RiseWithFallen65: any at all…
kaorizack: no
RiseWithFallen65: doesnt matter what area
kaorizack: hmm
kaorizack: not really
kaorizack: well there is one kid
kaorizack: hes a little basterd who talks alot of shit
RiseWithFallen65: name
kaorizack: Even
RiseWithFallen65: is he a good uni.
kaorizack: his sn is byrnetown
kaorizack: no
kaorizack: he sucks
RiseWithFallen65: can he 720 unispin
kaorizack: no
RiseWithFallen65: can you
kaorizack: no
kaorizack: theres only one guy who can
kaorizack: and hes in north Dakota
RiseWithFallen65: oh
RiseWithFallen65: can he sexchange
kaorizack: what the hell
kaorizack: what is that
RiseWithFallen65: sexchange
RiseWithFallen65: nvm
RiseWithFallen65: can you stand up coast one footed
kaorizack: dude who is this
kaorizack: NO
kaorizack: I do trials
kaorizack: Man I starting to think this is a joke
RiseWithFallen65: why would you think this is a joke
kaorizack: ok well
kaorizack: I have freinds who pull this shit all the time
RiseWithFallen65: if your not gonna take this offer seriously then ill just leave right now
kaorizack: and now your asking me if I can do freestyle moves
kaorizack: Im taking it seriously man
kaorizack: no
kaorizack: sorry wrong window
RiseWithFallen65: its ok
kaorizack: I really want to do this
RiseWithFallen65: i want you to too
kaorizack: I will feel better about this when I talk to you on the phone
RiseWithFallen65: alright
kaorizack: well what kind of camera do you have?
RiseWithFallen65: video or digital
kaorizack: digital
RiseWithFallen65: canon lsx4566j
kaorizack: ok cool
kaorizack: and video?
RiseWithFallen65: sony 967tx
RiseWithFallen65: hi def
kaorizack: cool
kaorizack: you know who Dan heaton is right?
RiseWithFallen65: the filmer
kaorizack: yes
RiseWithFallen65: hes the one making defect…right
kaorizack: he uses a Gl2
kaorizack: yes
RiseWithFallen65: very nice
RiseWithFallen65: and pricy
RiseWithFallen65: i saw universe 1 and 2
RiseWithFallen65: excelent videos
RiseWithFallen65: and pro street rider
RiseWithFallen65: another great film
kaorizack: im alright at street
RiseWithFallen65: street is more for show offs…i think
kaorizack: haha
RiseWithFallen65: but the audience loves it
kaorizack: ya I love trials
RiseWithFallen65: ya…its more challenging
kaorizack: yes
RiseWithFallen65: well im srry
RiseWithFallen65: but im gonna get going now
kaorizack: Ok
RiseWithFallen65: i have a long day tomorrow
kaorizack: …ok
kaorizack: ok
RiseWithFallen65: but ill for sure give you a call asap
kaorizack: ok
RiseWithFallen65: goodnght
RiseWithFallen65: and have a nice one
kaorizack: goodnight
kaorizack: thanks
RiseWithFallen65: bye

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oh my god im laughing so hard you cant belive.

I FUCKING NEW IT!!! OMG!!! that is so funny. daum you got me good man!

Ya man…I didntk now he was gonna drag it on that long though, that was truly funny though…

rofl .

Well i’m impressed with Zack on how he took it, that’s awesome man. I think i would ahve been seriously angry, but that’s awesome Zack. All right, did not like the street bashing, ha, but it’s all good. The 720 unispin, haha, i can’t do it anymore, but thanks, haha. I need a diff unicycle. All in all, really funny, but horribly mean. oh well. Zack took it well, so sall good. Laters

-Shaun Johanneson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA… and ppl call me dumb

Haha thats realll funny

the sexchange is a skateboard trick where you do a kick flip and your body spins 180 degrees

That was my favorite part:D

Ya i guess on a uni a sexchange would be a crankflip bodyvarial.

bwahahahahahahaha!!! My favorite part was when you dissed Evan!

sex changes are cool…

that was a good one!

dude u got like 10 million sponsors

No I have like 4 sponsors. haha I wish I had one that gave me time to ride!

moved thread

I moved this to JC.

for serious?

lol@evan.net

far out! so you could do 720 unispins shaun?!?!

Ed

Ed, here is a clip of Shaun doing a 720 unispin.

KH.

http://unicyclist.org/cont/play.cfm?pi=w320240720unispin