This was in the Maine Campus newspaper. There’s usually one article like this a year, but i thought i’d share this one with you.
"Unicycles, construction and ‘Magic’…please, no more
The following are some thoughts i have on certain aspects of campus life and things I have noticed around campus:
If you ride a unicycle just please stop. OK, it was quirky and even a little bit amusing when you first started riding them around campus, but at the time there were only a few of you, making you unique. However, this grace period quickly ended as your unicycle riding antics quickly became bothersome and to make matters worse, you started to multiply. Suddenly, instead of just a handful of you, there were what seemed like dozens. Everywhere I looked I saw a pimple-ridden face riding one. It’s like you were multiplying and making babies, but wait, you probably don’t copulate, so there goes the baby idea. Is there an evil scientist living in the basement of Stevens Hall making more unicycle-babies? One of my biggest problems with the unicycle is that it is not an efficient means of transportation; it looks both tiring and difficult to ride one, so why would you ever chose this method to travel around campus? I can’t wait for winter to come, not because i ski or snowboard or even enjoy the snow, I just want the sidewalks to ice over so I can have temporary relief from those damn unicycles."
He continues to talk about construction on campus and how annoying the game of Magic is. responses?