Audley Harrison

I’m no big boxing fan, but I listened to the fight tonight on the wireless.

The guy’s a fraud and a coward. Won the Olympic Gold, secured a £1 million contract to fight a series of fights against nobodies, and didn’t have the guts to mix it tonight with a real pro. I heard some of his pre-fight interview and knew he would lose.

But hey, he’s rich and famous, and that’s all that matters these days, right?