Here’s our first of MANY to come secret’s. you now have a safety mechanism. If someone asks you where your other wheel is shoot a flair in the air, all the unicyclists from 1000 miles/1600 kilometers will come and help you gang beat whoever is messin wit yo. Just follow whoever said that and in about 10 mins there will be a minimum of 20 unicyclists there to “take care of the problem” including team of snipers on the roof man, hurra. that is if he’s not off assassinating some ROyal Riders or some other boob group. hehehe, boob!!!
no dice, the royal riders are royalty there for we have guards and 15 sniper on the roof men including george bush riding on a heat seaking missile… i think you made a mistake you’re supposed to be assassinating the one wheeled warriors
I did make a mistake. It’s not often, infact in the history of THE WORLD WIDE UNICYCLE CLUB-THE WORLDS GREATEST we have never backed down we just shot up da shieeeeeee… so this must mean that the Royal Riders must be one set of tough mothers. We have decided to have a more so mutualism relationship. We are now direct partners.
50 cent was quoted saying this when refering to us.
“I’m a gangster you find out fo sho if yo eva step on my toes!!”
so don’t mess round.we also got da bloods and da crips on our side. yeye.