avast! today is international talk like a pirate day!
You should have been at the Crawley juggling convention.
Arrrr…
ninjas are still better than pirates, but what the heck.
ARRRRRRRRrRcough, hack RRRRRRRRRGG!!
Joke:
Q: AhrrrrrMatey- What’s the first letter in the Pirate Alphebet?
A: (invariably) Ahrrrr?
NO! Aye, Mate- it’s aye!
ARR!! Ye all be chumps! Aye started THREE pirate guilds!! The Drunken Pirates!! Alas, this was on Counter-strike, Graalonline and WoW!! Ye all be land lubbin, lilly-livered pancakes. >:O
WHAT DO PIRATES EAT???
AAARRRRRRRtichokes
WHATS A PIRATES FAVIORITE COLOR???
AAAAAAAAAAAAARANGE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ME HEARTIES! HAHAHAHA!
I very nearly missed it this year, but luckily a friend of mine rang me and reminded me at the last minute.
Here’s some of the fun from last year - http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27762&highlight=pirate
Andrew
That looks like TWO years ago Andrew…you missed a year!
Well it was one of the last years anyway. 
Google image search finds this:
A pirate walked up to me today and said “Yaarrrrr happy birthday!” I said thank you kind pirate.