lol
If I’m impotent, then my wife has some explaining to do… and all my friends and family are lying that my son looks like me 
Impotence is nature’s way of saying no hard feelings. 
clap… clap… clap… Well played, Unigeezer…
I like to say that unicycling is the only form of birth control approved of by the Catholic Church.
Actually, the Pope just approved a birth control pill. It weighs 6 tons, the wives roll it in front of the bedroom door, and their husbands can’t get in 
If you dress impotent, you’ll feel impotent. Tha’s wha the man to’ me.
That’s paraphrasing from some really old joke.