Are you impotent?


If I’m impotent, then my wife has some explaining to do… and all my friends and family are lying that my son looks like me :wink:

Impotence is nature’s way of saying no hard feelings. :stuck_out_tongue:

clap… clap… clap… Well played, Unigeezer…

I like to say that unicycling is the only form of birth control approved of by the Catholic Church.

Actually, the Pope just approved a birth control pill. It weighs 6 tons, the wives roll it in front of the bedroom door, and their husbands can’t get in :smiley:

If you dress impotent, you’ll feel impotent. Tha’s wha the man to’ me.

That’s paraphrasing from some really old joke.