Anyone tried unicycling in these? (Underwear)

[Skippii]

Now they're budgie smudgers

It seems like this might actually be great for unicycling, as it says they lift it up (and probably out of the way.)

Penis envy will take on a new meaning with the release of the men’s equivalent to the Wonderbra.
Australian underwear company aussieBum has released its Patriot range of undies for men wanting to make their package look bigger.

“It basically lifts, separates and extends,” said aussieBum founder Sean Ashby.

“This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent.”

The underwear features a “wondercup”, a pouch used to “separate and stop squashing”.

The range was launched last week and already the company has sold more than 50,000 pairs in Australia and overseas.

Ashby said the design had attracted a lot of interest in the United States and Europe.

Locally, the design will feature in a major advertising campaign, including a billboard on Sydney’s busy arterial highway Parramatta Road.

“We know that the billboard is going to cause a bit of attention and controversy,” said Ashby.

The marketing campaign features the slogan: “The new ‘wondercup’ technology in these attention-grabbing, all-cotton Patriot briefs will have you seriously looking bigger and feeling amazing”.

AussieBum is manufactured in Australia with the business run completely out of the company’s headquarters in the innerwest Sydney suburb of Leichhardt.

The brand is sold in some of the biggest department stores in the world including Selfridges and KaDeWe and is distributed to more than 70 countries via internet sales.

In Australia, aussieBum is sold mostly over the internet with the exception of one store in Byron Bay.

[john_childs]

They’re still briefs so you’re going to have the same chafing issues around the leg opening as with regular briefs. I don’t see them being good for extended in the saddle riding. But for being ready for a quick bit of freestyle, trials, or street riding they might be good.

Can they help shape my upper body too?

[blackbike]

basically its for people who are insecure about there package.
still nothing beats the old “socks in the jocks” trick

[semach.the.monkey]

@blackbike

basically its for people who are insecure about there package.
still nothing beats the old “socks in the jocks” trick

Yes, but don’t make the same mistake I did. It got all the ladies looking, but I only found out afterwards the sock is supposed to go down the front!

STM

[dudewithasock]

Why bother with those when bike shorts are cheap and highly effective?

[john_childs]

@dudewithasock

Why bother with those when bike shorts are cheap and highly effective?

Because bicycle shorts aren’t comfortable to wear all day long just so you can be ready to ride during the lunch hour or other free time.

[abridged]

Not sure about Aussiebriefs, but these work

I bought a pair of cycling boxers from REI and have been using them for about 2 months. They’re $24 US and work well for my style of uni (distance riding). Not as comfortable as regular underwear for wearing all day, but a lot more comfy than bike shorts and like the advertisement says, with these you can comfortably wear any trousers or shorts for unicycling.

Here’s a pic:

Here’s a link to the on-line catalog:
http://www.rei.com/online/store/ProductDisplay?storeId=8000&catalogId=40000008000&productId=47986730&parent_category_rn=4927692&vcat=REI_SSHP_CYCLING_TOC

[Jerrick]

I have a pair like that kinda. I bought them up in Canada because they have the Maple leaf right on the crotch.

They aren’t made for making anything look bigger, but they do have a supportive pouch just to keep everything up and away. I have two more pairs like this with the pouch design.

They are a snug fit, but they work. Chaffs just a little, because the legs of them are shorter than my regular boxers, but I got used to it. =p

They are very good for trials and street.