Any Unicyclists In Miami???

I created a uni group for all those Miami unicyclists. Problem is, where are they?

If you have seen or know about the whereabouts of any of our missing Miami unicyclists, my email is :
I created a group called Miami Unicycling Club. We are in the Community listed groups.

Dear lord, why have you usurped our unique unicyclists? We must unify in unitards uniforms.

I ride the unicorn, horn is torn, wheel is worn, crusin’ till last rays morn, eatin dem corns. Woah. Woke.

Freestyle is on the house.

I’m not in Miami but your poem had me rolling. Thanks.