“a picture is worth a thousand words”
So is a photoshopped picture worth MORE than a thousand words, or LESS?
If a magazine editor pays $1 for 10 words,what would she pay for a picture?
“a penny saved is a penny earned”
And what? A penny spent wasn’t earned?
Are you saying all the money I spent must have been stolen? What?!
Come on, people!!
Society rampage:
“…'til death do us part.”
“Definition of Crazy: Someone who does the same thing over and over and over, expecting a different result.”
Isn’t that the “definition of optimism” ? Is it crazy to be optimistic?
“I could care less”
If you could care less, why don’t you?
“Holy cow!”
Cows aren’t holy.
Update: The TWO DAY WEEKEND: Brought to you by the Labor Movement. The Sabbath and/or Sunday Day of Rest already brought to you by the Judeo-Christian Tradition. The Three Day Weekend: Brought to you by flex time.
“In other words”
Why didn’t you just use those words to start with and save some time?
“In terms of”
It’s a transition that is just useless. Psuedo intelectuals like to use it to sound smart, but it just annoys me.
I’ve already fixed that one. “HOLEY COW!” 
Or, maybe “wholely” cow, without any divine essence? 
Ok, fine.
“Holy sh!t”
Sh!t isn’t holy.
Happy now? 
Dang, 1up’d. I like it!
Edit: Anyone care to debate the inherent divinity in “holy” vs “holey”?
OMG, that’s exactly what I thought when someone said this on another thread.
Cathy
“I’ve got my eye on you”. Well no actually my eye is still in it’s socket.
“Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness”. No actually, it’s the only chance I get for decent conversation. 
Cathy
no, it certainly isnt holy.
but thats the point of the saying! its used when something amazing happens, so you say something that is supposed to be impossible. 
gkmac, do I rember you once suggesting you had no/little sense of humour??? Unbelievable. The last one is particularly funny.
Cathy
Thanks for the laughs, everybody!!
“It was in the last place I looked” I’d hope you would stop looking for it after you found it…
There’s some cows at the U of I with holes in their sides…you can stick your arm into them.
“kicked the bucket”
“bite the dust”
“bought the farm”
How do any of the above refer to death? Except in the movie Its A Mad Mad Mad Mad World, the guy really did kick the bucket when he died…