It’s so nice to see such an act of kindness! And he didn’t even want publicity for it. 
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates Human Kidneys To Hospital
(“On a sad note, three people are dead after a grenade-eating contest goes awry!” :p)
“The kidneys were so fresh!”
I’m amazed this act of generosity has not received wider media coverage…
(yes, I know)
Can we just have one thread for Onion News Videos?