This is an old Joke, but a Classic from Hal Roach.
Billy’s Mother went to his bedroom to get him up for school. Billy’s Mother Said “Billy It’s time to go to school”. Billy said to his mother and said… " Mother I don’t wanna go to school". Billy’s Mother said… “Why not”. Billy said. "Because all the Teachers hate me and the Kids hate me Even the Cleaner’s hate me…I don’t wanna go to school. Then Billy’s Mother said to him, “you Got to go to school because your 42 years old and your the Principal”.
Hope you got. Quite a giggle. Any Unicycling jokes about, Send them in on another Thread instead of this.
David.