Hey! I haven’t posted in a while but I thought I’d let you guys know I just got this new job and it is soooooo unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the people I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be girl. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup.
She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work.
He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22.
He dresses like he’s from 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work.
Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
I swear sometimes it’s trying to talk aswell.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.
Anyway, I drive these characters around in my van and we solve mysteries and crap.
Complain about 30seconds yet your sitting here on the internet.
Might help if you get off the internet. Also, stop sleeping, your wasting a 3rd of your life away. And if youre reading this post, I guess the last 30 seconds didnt mean too much to you cause you just wated another couple of seconds to read this. And even mroe waste if you reply.
Haha, keep the “I want my life back” comments to youtube.
Hahahahaha, If I MADE you read “all that”, then you’ve given me way too much power over yourself. Can I make you never post here again too?
But, nubcake, you have to admit, maybe you at least chuckled a little bit as you read this? Could you find it in your heart to laugh a little at something that could be… i don’t know, dare I say funny?
