Okay, I’ll start it off.
Amanda Gallacher walks into a bar: ouch!
-Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
-Amanda.
-Amanda who?
-A man dat wants to give you a big hug!
It’s obvious that the man is Amanda Gallacher.
??? what’s the point of this ivan??? are you DRUNK? do I have to tell Sean?
That’s a pretty crap Amanda Gallacher joke you just made.
This made me laugh.
Amanda makes me laugh…thats all ive got
This reminds me of the “Simpson’s” when Bart prank calls Moe’s tavern. Moe announces to the patrons at the bar “is Amanda here? I’m looking for Amanda Huginkiss.” Probably adapted from I can’t remember what movie, “Porky’s” maybe, where the girl bartender answers the phone and announces “is there a Mike here, has anyone here seen Mike Hunt?”
Amanda glides into a night club… several people go ouch!
Edit: this is a very strang thread 
Amanda coasts into a night club, she goes ouch. You’ve gotta see the clip to understand this one haha… Why an Amanda jokes thread?
Who is Amanda Gallacher?
Amanda’s a preppie
How many Amanda Gallachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one.
You heard me.
Ed
Do you mean the one were she is coasting and she falls flat on her face, yet 20 secs later gets up and is fine?
Yeah, you are a fair bit higher when stand-up wheel walking inside AG 
How come Amanda is one of the best unicyclists here and she just never quits?
Because she never had the balls to cry.
How did she become one of the most popular mountain riders in the sport ?
She started out flat then developed !
Who did she sleep with to get her KH factory sponsorship ?
Nobody, Kris just always tries harder than the rest of us.
Considering Amanda’s age (not to mention her charm), those last two are in pretty bad taste.
Why did Amanda Gallacher cross the road?
…wait for it…
…waaaaait for iiiit…
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
Mwahahahahaha.
just wait untill amanda sees this thread lol.