So this how it is they keep on telling me its all in the force well i been a jedi for years now and i still can’t get my lil green ass on this 20" uni am I really that small?
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.”
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Lol, that was good, almost sounds like half the things the yoda says when i make it talk. Oh dang i forgot to turn him off after taking pics. well off to shut him up b4 my breaded dragon walks into him again.
Mmmm breaded dragons… yum.
mines not food, i hate when i see people eating live breaded dragons… if u never seen it done b4 look on youtube it makes me sad i love my animals
Isn’t this the same uni that spiderman just stole?
yeah yoda uased his super duper jedi powers to get it back
ya that it is what can i say my uni’s getting around… the spidermans more fun tho i can pose him almost anyway i want yoda just stands there and tell you about the star wars story
If that was a real Yoda, he’d be able to make that unicycle ride around all by itself. Or stand on top of the seat while it’s doing it. And grind uphill.
Poor yoda:( But yeah jees man just use the force that’s all. Or buy some white stuff from the shady looking charactor on the street corner.