Alfred E Neumann- Will Americans Support him?

As maverick politicians are as American as Apple pies :

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If he runs he’s got my vote. As for anyone else probably not.

How old is that image? Surely not from the current campaign?

Given that he is LBJ, Regan, Nixon, and Eisenhower, all wrapped into one, he’d probably be elected, but that doesn’t mean Americans will support him (it only means that those that count the votes support him).

Alfred.E.Neuman!

  • he can put into the spotlight more children and grand-children than Mitt Romney!
  • like Rick Sanctorum he sees the hand of god everywhere (so he punctuates every two sentences by a “Holy @#**!”)
  • like Perry he is unable to count up to three…
  • thus he is for a flat rate of 2% (he also beats MacCain by having a better excuse for groping women: he is short sighted!)
  • he has been an ardent supporter of the Coffee Break Party (long before Bachmann)
  • like Sarah Palin he can shoot a moose in a corridor ( and so supports the right to own a howitzer!)
  • like Gingrich he is a short-tempered patriot!(willing to defend Florida if there is a war in the Gulf!)
  • beats Ron Paul as a supporter of “laissez faire” and statistics (if elected will ask a private foundation to provide help to the 1,2 millions Americans abducted by aliens of outer space every year -source: “the Economist” newspaper-)
    -as most candidates (except Paul) he is an ardent supporter of Israel (he has a poster “Visit Israel and its pyramids” in his office).

If elected will build a wall between the U.S. and Canada (to stop Americans willing to flee the country!)

history repeats itself … with different hues.