Ah, the workplace

Off-topic
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I was recognized today and given a framed certificate for being part of a team that did exceptional work on an intranet portlet for one of our customers.

Funny thing is that the pages I and a couple of colleagues worked on for this particular project wound up on the cutting room floor.

It’ll go on my “accomplishments” nonetheless. :smiley:

Those of you entering the workplace one bit of advice. Keep your senses of humor intact.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

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My workplace accomplishments include ending up on a report of excessive internet usage. Guess where I spent all that time??

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Accomplishments

I got recognized for being with the company for 5 years. Why? 'Cause I’m the only one stupid enough to stay that long… Everyone else quit about 4 and a half years ago :wink: