ADULTS ONLY:This product will help you Drive Girls WILD!!! and add inches to your

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Fellas,

Scientifically proven!!

Make girls swoon and drive them wild. You know how girls love your

12 inch

unicycle wheel? Many girls can’t help but exclaim: I want to ride that thang!!

And if they know you’ve got 20 inches, girls give you an even BIGGER response!

24 inches, 26 inches, 28 inches may be enough for some girls for one ride, but fellas:

Don’t just watch from the sidelines while all the guys with 36 inches get and keep the girls!

Fellas: This product is guaranteed to increase the size of your unicycle wheel within weeks!

Bonus: An under-inflated tire is no fun.

Remember the embarrassment of wanting to impress the girl, but then she sees your tire just isn’t hard. This product comes with a special inner tube and pump so your tires gets HARD and STAYS HARD!

Never again be the object of her pity because your tire WON’T GET OR STAY HARD.

Special bonus if you act today, you may get a 48 inch wheel!!! Fellas, It’s probably more than you can handle, but if you’re willing to learn to use it, Glory can be yours!

Yes fellas, I’m really talking UNICYCLE WHEEL. Send credit card information or phone 800-555-INCH

ACT FAST, AND GET A FREE BOOKLET ENTITLED: “where to meet sexy girls who can’t wait to ride YOUR unicycle”

and “Ultimate Pleasure on Your Ultimate Wheel!”

:smiley:

Special XXX rated video: The Girls of UNICON Riding 36"

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Just where is that spam filter when you need it?

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That’s Harper’s birthday present sorted.

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Billy-

I can’t get through using the phone number you listed. Will you send me the information you used when you made your bulk order?

Thanks.

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Do you want me to pm you my credit card information, or should I just post it in this thread?

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I’m pretty sure there are photos posted on the web, of you and your 36 inch.

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You made my day, fellas:D :smiley:

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Testimonial:

My mate and I were really struggling in our love life. But ever since I got my 24" she cant keep her hands off of me…AND my 24". Most of the time she wants to play with it more then I do :sunglasses:
Things have gotten so good that I recently upgraded to 36". Now the fun just doesn’t stop. Sometimes She even lets her friends join in too :wink:

Thanks Unicycle Wheel

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Billy, you shouldn’t drink and post, despite what Jagur says.

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I give this no credibility until it is endorsed by a C grade celebrity.

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Did someone mention my name?

Billy, of all the attempts I have ever seen to make up for getting cheating in the manhood department, this is indeed the saddest.

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someone’s got a 48" that STAYS HARD ALL THE TIME!!!

Hint: It’s not me!