Thesis: unicycles suit academics.
Proof: It can be clearly seen in figures 1 and 2 shown below. The research is still in progress and data is being gathered.
Fig. 1: Lecture on road safety
Fig. 2: Chasing knowledge
I want to make this a game. What you need to participate:
An academic gown
A unicycle
A camera
You can replicate the already done studies or come up with original ones.
Also, if anyone has any novel ideas, but for some reason cannot conduct a study on them, post them here and I’ll test your hypotheses and publish the results.
I remember hearing his story, its the same guy who went across the US on giraffe uni and went on to do some greater charity type things. A few years later he was drafted and killed in the war I believe. I very vaguely remember the story.
This is moving a bit too slow, so I’ll post another one.
Fig. 3: Academic Unispin
Edit: and I like those old graduation pictures. I wish I could do the same, but my school would probably crucify me for it.
Tom: I almost gave an old lady a heart attack just by riding in the street once; she actually stopped in her tracks, gasped and crossed herself. And I was wearing casual clothes, too. I don’t even want to think what would happen if I flashed her.
The carnation is very important, white for your first exam, pink for middle exams and red for your final exam. That way people know who to trash when they leave exam schools.
