Honk 1 - The neighbors friendly honk while passing Honk 2 - The honk of greeting of the local resident who recognizes you even though you don’t necessarily know them Honk 3 - The complete strangers friendly greeting honk (usually a female) Honk 4 - The complete strangers honk of encouragement often accompanied by a polite shout of “way to go” or something similiar (often but not always an adult male) Honk 5 - The complete strangers aggressive honk indicating a need to be a part of the event but not knowing what else to do (usually an adult male) Honk 6 - The teen/early twenties very aggressive honk usually accompanied by a startling holler of some sort, but not intended in a mean way Honk 7 - The teen/early twenties extremely aggressive honk usually accompanied by a nasty insult or loud attempt to cause the rider to fall Honk 8 - The aggressive repeated honk of someone who feels put out by having to share the road with you
Honk 10 the honk heard by a unicyclist that has nothing to do with the unicyclist,he/she just thinks the honk is at them because they are a vein unicyclist…
Honk 11 The honk of a Unicyclist passing pedestrians on a path/street…usually followed by pedestrian getting as far away from the uni as possible, because its impossible to ride one wheel and you are going to fall off any second.
Honk 12 The loud surprizing honk from something like a semi/tractor trailer air horn, that you know wasn’t intended for you, but still makes you jump nearly out of the saddle.
Honk 14: The honk that causes you to fall off when in the middle of a dense wood ‘cause you know there’s no traffic for miles, but strangely no one you’re riding with hears it!
Honk 16: The Honk of John Foss as he impatiently tries to pass you on a narrow trail while he rides his Exceccessory Cycle. (Easily mistaken for the cry of a mad goose chasing you).
