A random story about stupidity

Actually this is 2 stories…

Story 1:

One of my friends was going to head out somewhere tonight, and realized he didn’t have his keys. So he looks around for a while, and eventually sees them in the ingition of his locked '82 volvo. There’s a spare key wedged in the glovebox to keep it shut. And there’s another key sitting on the dash. He has only 3 keys for that car. Eventually he got in and it was all good.

Story 2:
He did it again an hour later.

I think it’ll take a while before he lives this one down.

stupid…:wink:

HAHAHAH Oh man… That’s so funny.
Do you think that Houdini needed a key for his car? Or maybe he didn’t have one, because he died in '26. When were cars invented?
Oh well, do you think he needed a key for his house?

Cars were first mass produced in Germany in 1893 by Karl Benz.
In America, Charles Duryea began manufacturing and selling gasoline powered vehicles in 1896.

Okay, so there’s a good chance that Houdini had a car. Cool.

hmmmmm…

Actually I hear hudini had a lot of chests, you know the ones that magicians go into then disapear? He’d put one in his house, and others in places that he went a lot. Then he’d just get in one, disapear and reappear in another one wherever he wanted to go, saved on gas money that way. I also heard that one time as a practical joke one of his friends put one of the chests in the middle of a bull fight, boy was he scared when he thought he was going to his favorite restaurant!!!

Andrew

…Riiiiight…

houdini was a great magician… one of my magic role models… also on my list of magicians… lance burton, david copperfield… these guys are great… i love doing magic tricks

cool!

Can you make my lack of unicycling skills disapear???

Andrew

No, but I can make your unicycle disappear. All I need is your address and your work schedule…
:smiley:

You do magic? Cool, I’m also a magician. Yesterday my parents had a Christmas party, perfect target for freaking people out. I did a pen through dollar one, and a few others. But the pen through dollar got the greatest reaction.
My favorite magician has to be David Blaine. Just because I don’t really like stage magic very much. Close up is better. In my humble opinion.